Ooh ooh look at this!

I'm not someone who needs a big fat excuse for a drink.  Flimsy ones do just fine.  'You've stubbed your toe, you say? Let's nip over to the White Hart.'  So this handy pad firstly legitimises my approach to casual drinking and secondly provides even more imaginative excuses to knockknock.biz a couple back.  Do you see what I did there?  The name of the people who make these clever things incorporated into a sentence.  I need a lie-down.

So this one I'd quite like in my own stocking this Christmas.  And please see below one for the more tickerishly minded....